Monday, September 21, 2015

Pork Vader and Emperor Porkatine!!! (Insert evil laughter here)

        Hello, readers.  Quantum Bird here.  Last post, I gave you a hint about what this post would be about.  If you guessed "Star Wars," then you are absolutely correct!  I have made Pork Vader and Emperor Porkatine, the ultimate Pork side combo!  I have inserted pictures below.


But the best thing about Pork Vader is that I actually added the burnt up Anakin Skywalker!!!

But before I show you that, let me back up a little.  If you know about Star Wars, then you might know (or remember) that fight on the lava planet where Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker fought against each other.  If you don't, I've inserted a link to a YouTube video below that has that part. There is also another YouTube link that shows Anakin's transformation to Darth Vader.  But I should probably warn you that if you don't like burnt humans, you may just want to skip the links.



The Angry Birds version also has this part, but it's a lot shorter (and a lot less scary).  The comic strip that summarizes the battle and transformation to Darth Vader is below.


As you can see, Anakin Skywalker looked like something you'd see in a fried chicken buffet, so Emperor Porkatine changed him into the cyborg pig that we all now know as Pork Vader!

So what did I do in my model to show this transformation?  Well, I started off with making a fried Anakin Skywalker (note: you may not want to be eating fried chicken while reading this post)


As you can see, I purposely made him look like a piece of fried chicken.  Next, I made the bottom part of the Pork Vader suit.


This part has Pork Vader's metallic pig nostril and the pipes that feed stuff into it, as well as the black body.

Finally, I created the symbolic red-eyed Pork Vader helmet.


So now we have the three basic parts of Pork Vader: the fried Anakin, the body, and the helmet.  So how do we fit it all together?

First, you put the fried Anakin into the body; it fits perfectly!


Lastly, you put the helmet on top of fried Anakin's head.  Yup, it's that simple!


Compared to Pork Vader, Emperor Porkatine is pretty boring, but that's actually pretty fitting, since Pork Vader overthrows Emperor Porkatine in the end (spoiler).  Plus, the presence of Emperor Porkatine allows me to recreate the famous transition from Anakin Skywalker to Pork Vader!


"AHHHHHHH!!!!  THE LAVAAAAA!!!!!"


"He's still alive!  I must get him out of here quickly!!!"


"Time to get out of here!"


"Ha ha!!! The suit!"


"Easy, easy..."


"MWA HA HA HA HA!!!  A SUCCESS!!!"

I hope that you enjoyed seeing Pork Vader and Emeror Porkatine!  That's all for now!  This is Quantum Bird, signing off!

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